Beans and an Oubliette

I had a dream this morning that I was doing experiments with beans on top of a gas stove. The beans were conductive so I was testing different electric connections. The stove apparently belonged to a queen and she wanted me experiments stopped because she wanted something cooked on the stove. My experiments were thrown on the floor and they all disappeared. In protest I took a hammer to the queen’s cookie tin. She had me dropped into an oubliette where one of my hands was tied to the ceiling and the other could rest on the bars. I was not completely forgotten and a woman in a fancy ball gown asked why I was in prison. I told her it was because the queen was anti-science. Then I woke up.